Meet mans new best friend.
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to melt at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny. Whether youre edging, gooning or enjoying some well-deserved me time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion.
Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.
Ingredients : Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to melt at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny. Whether youre edging, gooning or enjoying some well-deserved me time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion.
Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.
Ingredients : Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
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Inventory Last Updated: Nov 21, 2025
Inventory Last Updated: Nov 21, 2025