This dicky duel will decide which player deserves the coveted title of Super Swordmaster. Whack each other with your willy until you knock your opponent silly then bask in the glory of victory. You have heard of pissing contests before but this boner battle take sausage supremacy to the next level.
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Inventory Last Updated: Feb 13, 2026
Inventory Last Updated: Feb 13, 2026